I don know why Mom has an alarm clock. She hits da snoooooooooooze button and it just gives up for like tenty minnits. I don't have a snoooooooooze button. I stab her in da eye over andover till she gets up and I don't stop.
Den she's up and sleepy and has to go to werk and I go to sleep. Hey, being an alarm clock cat makes me need a nap!