I don know why Mom has an alarm clock. She hits da snoooooooooooze button and it just gives up for like tenty minnits. I don't have a snoooooooooze button. I stab her in da eye over andover till she gets up and I don't stop.
Den she's up and sleepy and has to go to werk and I go to sleep. Hey, being an alarm clock cat makes me need a nap!
You do good work. WE just set into fighting and Angel will grown ans yeowl to get Dad out of bed!
ReplyDeleteShe's lucky she has you to get her up! Our hoomin is sooo hard to get out of bed.
ReplyDeleteI wealk over their heads and bite their noses. That works.
ReplyDeleteMy mom ignores her clock, too, so dat's when I get her to lift da blankets up an let me shnuggle. Den she feels too guilty to get up an disturb me. Mmmmm, warm!
ReplyDeleteI hear ya, dood. I have to get the Woman up every freaking morning...
ReplyDeleteDis aminds me... in da moofy UP, da old man squashed a frog cuz it was like hims alarm clock. LOL! I wonder if frogs taste good?
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Victor