Sunday, December 6, 2009

Cat Anguish Haiku

Lil' Jack Sparrow is gettin' his hackey sacks emptied tomorrow, so I wrote him dis Haiku. Don't worry, Jack. It happens to the best of us. You're still a man!

Oh, empty scrotum
How I miss my testicles
Being neutered sucks

10 comments:

  1. Good haiku, Jack will come through this just fine.

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  2. Hahahaha! That will make him feel a whole lot better - NOT!

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  3. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at that moment, cuz I woulda shot it out my noze! :D

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  4. At 12 1/2 I barely remember my hoo-has any more.

    George

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  5. MOL! It happened to me so young, I don't efun amember how it felt afore. But I like to purrtend they's still there wif Nina. Maybe we should throw batchler pawties fur man cats in training when they has der serjeries?

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  6. It does suck! Your still a mancat in my eyes.

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  7. OH MY BAST!!!! The iced coffee went flying at warp speed out of our the mom's nose and SPLAT on the screen!

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