Lil' Jack Sparrow is gettin' his hackey sacks emptied tomorrow, so I wrote him dis Haiku. Don't worry, Jack. It happens to the best of us. You're still a man!
Oh, empty scrotum How I miss my testicles Being neutered sucks
MOL! It happened to me so young, I don't efun amember how it felt afore. But I like to purrtend they's still there wif Nina. Maybe we should throw batchler pawties fur man cats in training when they has der serjeries?
Good haiku, Jack will come through this just fine.
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Hahahaha! That will make him feel a whole lot better - NOT!
ReplyDeleteGood thing I wasn't drinking anything at that moment, cuz I woulda shot it out my noze! :D
ReplyDeleteAt 12 1/2 I barely remember my hoo-has any more.
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MOL! It happened to me so young, I don't efun amember how it felt afore. But I like to purrtend they's still there wif Nina. Maybe we should throw batchler pawties fur man cats in training when they has der serjeries?
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OH MY BAST!!!! The iced coffee went flying at warp speed out of our the mom's nose and SPLAT on the screen!
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