Saturday, December 5, 2009

Hi, I'm Wendell. And You Are Not



So. . . my mom decided she didn't want to blog so much anymore.

But wait--DIS blog isn't about her. It's about me. Da cat. My name is Wendell and I'm 8 years old I don't need a governess. (We watch The Sound of Music a lot, which is weird 'cause I thought you were supposda hear sound, not watch it.) Let's get the stinky outta the way first:

I have cat asthma and two years ago I hadda have a piece of plastic taken outta me and it cost thousands and thousands of dollars. I also hadda have all my fangs removed 'cause I was born with some weird gum disease. You might say I'm a kitty nerd.

Now, da good stuff:
I live in NJ and I don't like it when people make funna New Jersey. Shure, we gots our problems, but it's really not that bad a state.

I was borned probably in Jersey City, but all they told Mom was that I came from a house with too many kitties. (Is there such a thing?)

I was borned a few weeks before nineeleven which made Mom really sad and scared and she decided it was time for a cat in her life. That's really good, 'cause I had just decided it was time for a chubby, curly-headed trivia, movie and musical theater loving crazy woman in my life.

We live in an apartment and my food dish is maybe 25 kitty steps from the bedroom to the kittychen but I still wake up mom in the middle of the night to walk me to the dish.

We already follow a coupla cat blogs like Buddha and Max and Victor and Nina.

I'm a lover, not a biter. I hate cat treats but I love corn. I am a catnip snob. When mom comes home I cry till she picks me up. The cat sitter says I'm needy. He's right. I accept that my nickname is Stinky Pete, especially 'cause I don't answer to anything I'm called. I live by the philosophy that you can't judge a package by its box, because who really cares what's in the box, just give me the freaking empty box.

Okay that's it for now. Welcome to my blog. Try not to get it messy.

32 comments:

  1. Dood! Welcome to the Cat Blogosphere! I'm gonna tell everyone you'er here finally!

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  2. Hiya Wendell! Nice to meet you. Max is my hero, because he helped me when I was a little kit. I came from his blog. I live in New Hampster, and I'm gonna visit often.

    Millie

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  3. Hey Wendell! Nice to meet you. We're North Carolina kittehs.

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  4. Hi Wendell, welcome. Look forward to hearing more from you. Max is the one that got me into this too.

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  5. Hi Wendell. On behalf of my small zoo (we lost two members this summer), I have added you to our Reader and will watch for your updates on life in New Jersey. I bet your state people are just as tough as my state people here in Michigan. But I will still make fun of the Nets-who has a coach named Kiki anyways?

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  6. Hi Wendell! Max's blog was the first one we ever read, so when he says go visit, we do!
    New Jersey. Hmmm. Bet it's like Minnesota in winter. Cold!
    You are a very good and honorable cat, and we all need to be obeyed. That is not being spoiled!

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  7. We too learned about the Cat Blog world from Max. Mom was reading him even before she had kitties! Welcome to the Cat Blog world!

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  8. Hi Wendall, nice to meet you.

    Poppy Q

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  9. I meant Wendell. Sorry about the spelling.

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  10. Hi Wendell! It's very nice to meet. I'm at the other end of the world in Melbourne, Australia; I hope you can come and visit me sometime.

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  11. Hi Wendell, it's nice to meet you. I found out about you from Max.

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  12. Hi Wendell! I'm glad to meetcha. I hope you have tons of fun with your new bloggie!

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  13. Hi there Wendell, Always a pleasure to welcome a kitty! You and I are about the same age!
    One of the fun things about the blogosphere is that it's full of surprises!
    Smoochies!

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  14. ....Hello Wendell....welcome to the machine....have loads of louche experiences...I do!...

    *Louche Tabby

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  15. Hi Wendell, nice to meet yoo!

    Milo and Alfie xx

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  16. G'day Wendell, welcome to the blogosphere. We saw that Max mentioned you, so we thought we'd come over and say hi. We're glad that you're doing okay now,

    Purrs

    Gypsy & Tasha

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  17. Hi Wendell! You sound like a very interesting kitty. We look forward to hearing more about your adventures.

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  18. Nice to meet you Wendell. Welcome to the wonderful world of cat blogging! We really enjoyed our visit and love how you write. We will be back! Feel free to come check us out.

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  19. hi Wendell!!! Max sented us ofur to make furriends wif you!!! We is so happy to meet a new furriend!!!

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  20. Hi ya, Wendell! It's nice to meet you! We can't wait to hear more from you!!

    Wally, Ernie & Zoey

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  21. Hey now, Wendell! It sounds as though you have your human staff well-trained. We'll have our staff add you to our reader ASAP! (We'll try to guess when you are posting and when your human is ghost-writing for you.)

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  22. hiya, an' welcome, wendell! max tole us about you--he's the firstest kitteh we knew inna blogosphere, an' he's an awesome dude!

    we's four kittehs who live in misery (oh--mom sez it's akshully "missouri"). you is welcome to teleport in ennytime. there's allus some nip (even some homegrown "wildwood flower nip" from victor & nina's mom!!)--we loves to haf guests, an' hope y'all will come visit.

    ed, nitro, xing lu, an' igmu sapa

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  23. Hello Wendell- we love your blog. Our mommeh was borned in Jersey- and lived there for eleventy squillion years. She loves it dere and gets real mad when people talk about it too. Her dun lif dere anymores but her still misses it sumtims.

    Now her lifs wif US. BWHAHAHAHHAHA

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  24. HI Wendell !!!!! NIce to meet a kitty that knows what he wants and demands it ;) heh,heh,heh
    We look forward to hearing more about you!!
    Purrs Mickey ,Georgia & Tillie

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  25. Hi Wendell and welcome to cat bloggin land. Max sented us an if yoo knows him den yoo am alreddy cool. We look forward to yur life an adventures.

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  26. Hi Wendell! We're new to the cat blogging scene, too! 'Hope t see you around!

    Austin, Nico & JayJay

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  27. Hi Wendell! Welcome to the kitty blogosphere. Max suggested we come over and say 'Hi', and I am glad we did. You have a nice bloggie and I look forward to your next post. Me, I am what is known as a 'lurker'; someone who reads a blog regularly but does not usually comment.

    Anyway, have fun, read you later,
    Dee

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  28. Nice to meet you Wendell. Glad you are blogging, you are one funny furry cat and I love a good laugh. I can't wait to follow all your funny posts.

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  29. Hey, Wendell, Max introduced us on the CB. You're right. You're Wendell and none of us are! We're the Funny Farm.

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  30. Corn? Um, we'z not apposeta eat corn in dis house at all. Not even da mom and dad! It's nice to meetcha, Wendell, and if yoo want corn we could send yoo alla ours.

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  31. Hello Wendell, nice to meet you! What a great first post - packed with lots of information.
    I also have a kitty nicknamed Stinky Pete - although his little sister Bella is more stinky of late, but that's another story.
    There are 8 kitties at Purrchance To Dream who keep me company, and entertained.
    Stop by sometime and say Hello!
    cheers,
    Mo
    aka Not The Mama in the Cat Blogosphere

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  32. Hey Wendell, Max told us about you and we wanted to stop by and meet you. Welcome to our cat blogging community.

    Our Dad was born in Mew Jersey too, so we never make fun of it.

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