Mom saw that I was using my little narrow scratcher a lot so she went to Petsmart and found me this bigger one. And it was on sale, which Mom likes 'cause sometimes she's cheap.
|To quote Shirley MacLaine when she won her Oscar in 1983, "I deserve this." What? Can't a fella like Shirley Maclaine?|
|Mom says looking at my head makes her want vanilla fudge swirl ice cream. Do they even make that anymore?|
Then we had Shake and Bake and Nom chicken and I passed out on the bed.