Monday, December 26, 2011

Secret Paws

Guys guys guys.
So I haven't gotten my Secret Paws yet but Mom got a UPS thingy on Thursday. She accidentally threw it out but then she didn't get a "second day" one on Friday. Today there was no UPS delivery but if you were our secret paws and you have a UPS tracking number we can use to call them dat'd be cool. Sorry for da troubles. We didn't think about UPS when we signed up and shoulda put Mom's work address 'cause UPS at home is not so good.

For You, A Question

Why do they call it Shake N Bake? They are leaving out da best part. They should call it Shake N Bake N Nom.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all my kitteh friends! I hope Santa brought you something awesome.

Monday, December 19, 2011

When I said "Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree" I wasn't singing a Christmas song, I was placing a takeout order. What's a fella gotta do ta get some poultry around here?

Monday, December 12, 2011

Please Vote For My LOLz!

If I lay like dis the zombees will think I am one of dem.

Dreidel? I Don't See No Stinking Dreidel.

Mom told Aunt J. last week that I chased after a dreidel when she spun it and Aunt J. said Mom should make a video. So of course when Mom tried to make a video I had to show how much I really didn't care. 'Cause I'm a cool cat like that.